wha happened... this is just a short list of speculative nonsense I've heard from some delusional dubs in the past 30 years...
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"Good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth.."
by Calebs Airplane inquestions from readers.... according to the 8 delusional clowns in the tower, when/how will matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?.
a) when at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.. b) when at least 51% of the earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.. c) when they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.. d) when at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.. e) when at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.. before i continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a dub near you?
please do share....
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"Good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth.."
by Calebs Airplane inquestions from readers.... according to the 8 delusional clowns in the tower, when/how will matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?.
a) when at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.. b) when at least 51% of the earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.. c) when they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.. d) when at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.. e) when at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.. before i continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a dub near you?
please do share....
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Thanks Zound... so you're going with choice "a" ???
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"Good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth.."
by Calebs Airplane inquestions from readers.... according to the 8 delusional clowns in the tower, when/how will matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?.
a) when at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.. b) when at least 51% of the earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.. c) when they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.. d) when at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.. e) when at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.. before i continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a dub near you?
please do share....
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Calebs Airplane
Questions From Readers...
According to the 8 delusional clowns in the Tower, when/how will Matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?
a) When at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.
b) When at least 51% of the Earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.
c) When they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.
d) When at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.
e) When at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.
Before I continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a Dub near you? Please do share...
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Is the average age of a J.W going up???
by karter inas atleast 65% of young ones are dropping out,are the j.w's getting older??.
in the inner city congro's were it is expensive to live there is not alot of young ones in the congro's there,seems the average in them is going up and up.. karter..
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Joe134cd
True. They need to focus on youth. Otherwise, the WT will see a sharp decline in membership over the next 3 or 4 decades. However, it appears they have practically given up on teens and are now focusing on pre-teens with cartoon video clips, connect-the-dots, coloring books and other stupidity... Soon, all of that nonsense will get old and they'll need to find a completely different approach... But its clear that the Brooklyn brass are becoming increasingly clueless when it comes to handling their youth retention issue.
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Did the Watchtower's Lawyer Lie In This Business Article On Insurance?
by ÁrbolesdeArabia inhttp://www.businessinsurance.com/article/20040104/issue01/100013940# .
insurance companies must weigh the risk of hiring a loose lip jw, the watchtower had the nerve to have their legal counsel reply to this author with this bogus statement about the problem dr. bullock had with is loose lip book-keeper who ran to the elders when she read the patients file after the sister was raped and came down with a std.
the sister who ran to the elders had no desire to approach the sister who was raped, she assumed the sister had sex with seven men and decided her "feet were quick to rush to do bad".
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there is no policy forcing members to report sinful acts or divulge private information
BUT...
there are manipulative techniques outlined in the secret elder’s manual designed to coerce Jehovah’s Witnesses into confessing their sins...
... also, everyone has to fill out a publishers card, don't they?
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AAWA - Arrogant Adversaries of Willing Allies ??
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I am gay and Jehovah Witness
by yosisoy inhello, i am jehovah witness and gay.
i am from puerto rico.
i would like to know how hard is to leave the organization.
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Andys... are you Yosisoy?
Anyways, the original poster's name is "Yosisoy" ... or YO SI SOY ... which in his region means I certainly am (gay). I could be wrong but i believe Yosisoy chose that name as an affirmation to himself that he is definately gay and that it's time to find the exit...
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New Magazine says birthdays will kill you
by RayPublisher innew july 2013 awake says this on page 3:.
"there is a 14 percent greater probability that a person over 60 years of age will die on his birthday rather than on other days.".
wow, they have now proven that birthdays are pagan and not fit for christians!.
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Funny how the Watchtower starts a lot of these bizarre snippets with: "A study (or experiment) in Switzerland revealed..."
No specific source is ever given, just that the study or experiment was conducted in Switzerland. I suppose that "Switzerland" sounds scientific and exotic enough to lend some credence to their completely bogus articles (versus just saying "A study in the US recently revealed .....")
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1947 Awake Says Excommunication is Unbiblical and Pagan!
by Ding injanuary 8, 1947 awake!:.
excommunication is "altogether foreign to biblical teachings.".
it's an unbiblical roman catholic teaching by which "you are looked upon with the blackest contempt... being cursed and damned with the devil and his angels.".
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The 3rd paragraph of this article even defends the Freemasons...
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Tragic Fatal Plane crash at Bagrum base in Afghanistan caught on camera 04/29/2013. Viewer discretion is advised
by StoneWall inthis is the full crash that wasn't showed on the news.. they referenced it on national news but didn't show whole clip.. if you already have fear of flying etc.
you may not wish to view this.. all 7 aboard died.. hard to believe this guy was in the right spot with his car to capture the whole thing.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icfvsql38oc.
edited to add: forgot to say his camera date was not set for correct date.
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Looks like a B747-200 freighter with the CG out of limits causing a take-off stall and loss of stability control... but I could be wrong...